December 2010
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An Inglorious Lunch
While enjoying a brisk walk to a local sandwich joint for lunch, I neglected to notice a woman sitting outside the entrance. Upon settling into my lunch routine (napkins, sitting near the window, in a corner—if possible—scowling) I was rudely interrupted by movement and screaming outside the window.
It was then that I discovered a woman, (or what was once a woman) wailing on the...
November 2010
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A Hand Drawn Turkey For Everyone →
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Cheetos Meltdown
I ate this and feel awful:
And in case you weren’t grossed out enough, you can also rub cheezy goodness all over your lips any time you want with this:
Dangerously, Grossly Cheezy.
So here’s what happened:
In a fit of fury at work, after everyone else had gone home I decided to venture down to the basement and search for the mysterious vending machines. Keep in mind,...
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