At times I tend to doubt the running narration in my head. And then I remember...– Observations while walking to work.
The blurry lights and careful angles of ‘Somewhere’ are...– Me!
One real world is enough.– George Santayana
Do we have to answer all these questions?– Student taking a final exam…
An Inglorious Lunch
While enjoying a brisk walk to a local sandwich joint for lunch, I neglected to notice a woman sitting outside the entrance. Upon settling into my lunch routine (napkins, sitting near the window, in a corner—if possible—scowling) I was rudely interrupted by movement and screaming outside the window. It was then that I discovered a woman, (or what was once a woman) wailing on the...
A Hand Drawn Turkey For Everyone →
I ate this and feel awful: And in case you weren’t grossed out enough, you can also rub cheezy goodness all over your lips any time you want with this: Dangerously, Grossly Cheezy. So here’s what happened: In a fit of fury at work, after everyone else had gone home I decided to venture down to the basement and search for the mysterious vending machines. Keep in mind,...